Buzzed, I think

I had a cooler- a pomagranite cooler, a small one- and im buzzed. where has my tolerance gone? IM NOT EVEN DONE THE GLASS- HALFWAY
AHDSLFN
I'm pissed too. I just saw my friend who was also adopted from russia- same orphanage/age, ect, and I just felt like commenting on the fact that he's ALWAYS TANNED
WHY CANT I BE AN ALWAYS TANNED RUSSIAN? WITH GREEN EYES AND BLONDE HAIR? WTF?
http://photos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v273/167/87/503289956/n503289956_281566_8398.jpg
yeah dom, im jealous
*sips glass
I'll be dancing to rocky horror picture show now
IM HORNY