Six Truths of Life:
1. You cannot touch all your top teeth with your tongue.

2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, will try it.

3. And discover that the first truth is a lie and  feel superior because they can do it.

4. You're smiling now because  you're an idiot.

5. You soon will forward this to another idiot.

6. There's still a stupid smile on your face.